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Na Way Ooh! This Vegan Single Mum, Tracy Kiss, Makes Smoothies Out Of Her Best friend’s Sperm And Drinks It Each Morning For Energy

Na Way Ooh! This Vegan Single Mum, Tracy Kiss, Makes Smoothies Out Of Her Best friend’s Sperm And Drinks It Each Morning For Energy

Things are really happening ooh! Who would have thought drinking sperming was healthy and beneficial to the body? Well, a single mum-of-two from Buckinghamshire, thinks it gives energy hence, she starts her morning drinking sperm smoothies.

Ooh! Tracy Kiss, 29, gets the sperm from her bestfriend and she swears by gulping down a smoothie every morning, with the key ingredient being… a teaspoonful of sperm.

This single mum-of-two swears she never catches colds by drinking SPERM smoothies  Picture: Reallifestoryagency.co.uk   FULL PERMISSION FOR METRO.co.uk ONLY

According to Tracy, sperm smoothie has boosted both her mood and her immunity. Apart from the sperm, other ingredients added to make the sperm smoothie are ingredients bananas, seeds and almond milk.

‘I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,’ says Tracy.

This single mum-of-two swears she never catches colds by drinking SPERM smoothies  Picture: the realist state agency  FULL PERMISSION FOR METRO.co.uk ONLY

When asked how this unusual ingredient alters the taste of her breakfast drink, Tracy said:

‘Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating,’ she reveals.

‘If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat.’

‘Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoon usually.’

This single mum-of-two swears she never catches colds by drinking SPERM smoothies  Picture: Reallifestoryagency.co.uk   FULL PERMISSION FOR METRO.co.uk ONLY

So Amebo Book readers, will you be bold enough to try out the sperm smoothie?

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