Things are really happening ooh! This time, it all went down in a bus in Lagos. A woman had to plead with a guy to stop resting his body on hers. She claimed he had been at it for sometime ooh! Instead of the guy to chill, he started insulting the lady. The lad became really aggressive to the extent that other passengers had to intervene.
The passengers told the guy who had been resting on the lady’s body that they would also beat him after he had threatened the woman.How can a man say to a lady:
“NO MAKE ME JAM YOUR FACE FOR THIS METAL. I GO SCATTER YOUR FACE O! IDIOT! GOAT! ”
LOL!
The insults went on ooh!
You can read for yourself below.
The most hilarious shit is going down in my bus now. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
So,
Woman(W) to Guy A: oga, please don't rest on me. You've been resting on me since. You're not the only one standing here.— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Guy A(highly agitated): which time I rest for your body? YOU DEY MAD?! YOU DEY CRAZE! WETIN DEY WORRY YOU? I GO SLAP YOU. DEY LOOK FACE O!!
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Guy A (cont): NO MAKE ME JAM YOUR FACE FOR THIS METAL. I GO SCATTER YOUR FACE O! IDIOT! GOAT!
(goes on & on).
Bus people: oga e don do now— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Guy A(still agitated): continues ranting.
Guy B to Guy A: if you beat her, we go beat you.
Guy A: I GO FINISH YOU. WHO YOU BE?!— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Guy C: na because her husband no dey here you dey talk like this.
Guy A: I GO BEAT HER, BEAT HER HUSBAND, BEAT YOU JOIN. WHO HIM BE?!!
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Guy D: if na my wife you dey talk to like this, we go die there. You must bury me.
Guy A: YOU DEY CRAZE! WHO YOU BE? LOOK MY FACE WELL!!
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Guy A: *insults Guy D's generation* YOU WAN CHOP BULLET THIS NIGHT?!
Guy A: you wan know who I be abi? You go know this night.
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Guy A: WASHERE. IDIOT. I DEY DROP FOR BENSON. IF DEM BORN YOU WELL, DROP THERE MAKE I KILL YOU!
Guy D: Benson abi? *makes call*…
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Guy D: *calling* abeg, arrange 10 points for me for Benson. Make we deal with somebody this night.
Appaz, Guy D is a military purzin 😂😂
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
This is the point all hell breaks loose. 😂😂😂
Passengers: ghen ghen! *hitting bus* eeeez going downnnnn in Benson this night!!
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Passengers to suddenly subdued Guy A: better beg am ooo. If notttt!
Guy A(much calmer): oga but no be you I been dey follow talk now.
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Passengers to Guy A: how many bullets you fit chop?!! 😂😂😂
Guy A(croaks): oga abeg. Madam abeg.
Passengers: we no hear o. You dey toast am?
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
Daiz where me I dropped. They were sha still heading to Benson. 😂😂😂😂
— muna (@HMemuna) November 21, 2016
